> Who wins- Pooh bear or Tippy Turtle from SNL?

Who wins- Pooh bear or Tippy Turtle from SNL?

Posted at: 2015-05-07 
Pooh Bear for sure. He is a daoist master on top of all of these styles of martial arts.

Little known fact: After Christopher Robin left the Shire, Pooh fought in the underground bare knuckle circuit to pay for his honey addiction. He was eventually invited to the Kumate, where he defeated Van Damme.

Pooh Bear.

Pooh Bear!

@ Edward - that is hilarious! Honey addiction!

The better one would win.

There is one thing for sure though:

This moronic question has nothing to do with martial arts.

I've decided to become a troll! Who wins out of these two? PB is know to have trained in BJJ, Muy Thai, and Bear style Shou Shu. Tippy turtle is a drunken brawler who may be slow but bench max's 800 lbs and is a retired boxer.