> What would happen if I ate a baseball?

What would happen if I ate a baseball?

Posted at: 2015-05-07 
It might very well kill you. You would have to cut it up and a piece could get into the blood stream and clog your heart and give you a fatal heart attack. Not a good idea. Keith Moon the drummer for The Who and the best drummer I ever heard died in a needless similar stupid way. He liked to do crazy things just for the fun of it so one time he just grabbed a bunch of drugs that he knew nothing about and swallowed them just to be funny. What a dumb way to die. He didn't have the last laugh.

You would have to cut it up into really small bites. I'm not sure if there are chemicals in baseballs. I wouldn't recommend eating a baseball though.

What your body doesn't break down comes out if your poop chute.

You would get the home runs.

You would no longer be here to ask "questions" like this.

Your butt hole would swell when you poop it out. You will need a stick of butter.

dont even tell me how dumb it is, because I know it is. But I'm just wondering what would happen, what chemicals are inside and outside and if I would die. Cespedes family bbq was talking about it and me and my friends have been talking about it