> How can I be the Dragon Warrior?

How can I be the Dragon Warrior?

Posted at: 2015-05-07 
I know that in Kung Fu Panda there was this touch that they did that was so epic. How do I learn that?

What you see in the movies is not real, and not close to realistic, generally. If there was a touch that could kill, it couldn't be learned by itself. If such a technique worked, there would be a lot more people talking about it, and a lot more dead people from those using the touch in a moment of anger.

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There really isn't a next best thing. If you punch someone in the nose, it could have a pretty good result. But if that is all you know, and it doesn't have a knockout result, then you have just made your opponent angry, if they weren't before, and with no other techniques, you will probably be the one laying on the ground.

Boxing is probably the thing you could learn with the least amount of time invested. No martial art is going to start you off without making you do basics. You could learn a hook, cross and jab, in a day. But, your form will be bad, and if you practice for a thousand days with bad form, you will have bad punches, though it might be effective. If you don't practice, then you are where you are now, with questions, and no answers.

You have to learn the art of the Drunkeeeen Masterrrr.

Your latest question is how not to get hard while wrestling with a girl =/

Obvious troll or just stupid.

Buy a Wii

Dude that's a movie.

can't tell if trolling or 10.

I know that in Kung Fu Panda there was this touch that they did that was so epic. How do I learn that?