This is by far the funniest thing I've read all week
You must be very old now I think you should go back to sleep and dream some more
I was beat down by GUERRilos ASYLUM?
I wrastled a pliopithecus at my high school wrestling tournament and I beat him 11-3. But if he is still in my weight class I will have to wrestle him again in November, and I know he will be seeking revenge. Does anyone know what a pliopithecus' weakness is? I cannot let him defeat me, or I will have brought shame and dishonor upon my house.