By being rude to the ladies!
You deserve a kick in the nuts just for being the moron you are.
So just be yourself, and someone will eventually do it.
If not, just walk on a handrail in the park and let your feet out from under you.
Here's a message to your parents:
Don't worry i won't ask why since I'm sure the reason is as stupid as this question.
Ask: "Would you kindly kick me in the nuts for me?"
I know you said dont ask, but i really have too.......why?
and you could always give a homeless person $10 to do it, hey presto its a win win situation everyone comes away happy, kind of?
OR
Roshambo..... http://southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Roshambo
Edit: LOL @ Darth Scandalous, nice clip.
tell them to please kick me in the nutts. i beg of you i need this done.
not sure why you would want this to happen to you.
it isnt very fun & is very painful.
You need to ask, or you can severely pi$$ someone off. You could also wrap a bungee cord or rope several time around the bottom of a bannister or park railing, and then slide down it the railing.
Since martial arts is all about avoiding fights, perhaps you might have better luck in other Y!A groups.
@PokeGeek - If you dislocated a coccyx, I can tell you that the worst possible way to relocate it is to have someone kick it. And if you're suggesting that was an analogy, then, if a testicle became dislodged somewhere where it isn't supposed to be, then kicking it to reposition it isn't going to help either.
EDIT: it may have worked, but, the risk of further injury is extremely high that it's not worth it. I'm glad you came out okay, but it could have gone real bad real fast.
By asking? I don’t know what other answer you are looking for. You aren’t going to start an argument and provide a nice opening for that shot, because they still might not take it and you’ll get beat up. You are probably going to have to approach someone you know well, and explain why you want it done. It’s a strange request, but hardly a one people(minus family members) will refuse if you know them.
I imagine you want to use some fancy move to hurt them... And they'll probably know if you try to get them to kick you in the nuts. Martial arts are meant for self defense, not for randomly using fancy moves on people
What a question xD idk, kick someone else in the nuts but not so hard they fall over?
Don't ask why, but I need someone to kick me in the nuts! How would I get someone to do that?
Just ask someone you know to do it.
By the way guys, silly though it seems, asker may actually have a good reason to need to be kicked in the nuts; a while ago, I'd dislocated my coccyx and if left to heal by itself I would've had to have been out for a while and possibly miss my Tae Kwon Do grading. I figured if I got kicked hard enough in the butt, it would force the bone back in and I'd be "fighting fit" again. I got my friend to and it worked. So yeah, there are sometimes good reasons to be kicked in that kind of area.
@Possum: It did actually happen and in worked!
They allow you access to the internet in the mental hospital? Obviously that's not a good idea. Get one of the nice men in the white uniforms to do it by acting up and not taking you meds.
