Oh come on guys, our esteemed questioner was quite sure about using this section. Can't someone at least try to give a martial answer to an apparently less-than-martial question?

How about these:

Sifu Keith

Sensei Keith

K

Well, not very catchy. But I tried!

Try the baby section. They always have questions about names on there and the answerers there are much more experience with picking names.

Keith the Killer -insert last name here-...

Keith KAPOW!

Anyway those are my two *bad nicknames. If you want a fighting nickname as your sparring partners to give you one based on what they think. It's always better getting a nickname given to you than to give yourself one.

I have to comment on your remarkable ability to choose categories for questions????