I remember one time I was in the children's service at church with my second oldest brother and for some reason he was really mad, so during the middle of one of the songs, I look over at him and see his hand flying right at my mouth...I ended up with my lip almost split in half from the inside, and him being told off pretty bad by the Sunday School teachers.
There was another time with the same brother when we were in a race as younglings and he had been being a jerk, so I outran him a bit, then turned around and decked him as he caught up with me.
The day I got my wisdom teeth pulled I ended up sparring with my youngest brother (because, why not,) and while we were sparring I got elbowed right in the jaw...It was a good thing that my face was still halfway numb and getting the wisdom teeth pulled out barely effected me...Otherwise it wouldn't be nearly as fun of a story.
This one isn't a punching story, but I was practicing some front snap kicks and one of my friends jumped in front of me as I was doing it and he ended up being thrown a foot or two backwards and landing on his butt.
Two guys sparring - one wearing glasses let's call him G. The guy not wearing glasses threw a punch to the face of G and pulled the punch just a tad too late and stuck one of the lens of the glasses. It struck just perfectly enough not to hurt G in any way, but enough to pop the lens out of the frame without damaging it (no cracks).or the frame.
G was fairly nearsighted and apparently his glasses was not up to date because later he was in a demo to break a board with a punch. The board was held at the corners by two people. He punch and broke the fingers of one holder because G struck off center and hit one of the corners where the guy was holding it - he did break the board, though.
I suppose I got a few.
1. Went to go visit one of my younger sisters. We brought her boyfriend at the time and while visiting my brothers, her bf, and I were standing around talking about nothing in particular. While we were talking my sisters boyfriend, reached out and touched my shoulder I guess to get my attention or something.
Reacting instantly (like putting your hand on a hot stove) I punched him right in the solar plexus. No idea why, just did. He hit the ground and I was apologizing, and my brothers couldn't figure out why I did it.
2. One of my brothers woke me up while we out camping and hiking. I ended up punching him in the jaw. Don't usually do that.
3. Went to visit family at their house but all the cars were gone, so I thought everyone was out galavanting. I decided to go in and wait for their return.
I opened the door to the garage and noticed a figure right in front of me, it was dark, I had my head down and only noticed the shoes and pants.
I attacked and punched my brothers friend several times. Turned out my brother and his friend were home talking in the garage.
4. Woke my PTSD grandpa who fought in Vietnam (purple heart, silver star, was on hamburger hill). He came up swinging. Surprised he didn't knife me.
5. During my first Dreaded 24 we do in the AKBAN
http://www.akban.org/about/24-hours-akba...
My uke and I started to get really tired towards the end. Sloppy, lethargic, and pathetic to watch. We couldn't throw a punch to save our lives. Falling over eachother and whatnot. Looked drunk or something. Pretty funny.
6. When I started bujinkan right after TKD, my instructor was pretty crazy. Asked me if I had ever been punched before. I responded yes, bc I was graced to have a good teacher in Tae Kwon Do, and we sparred a-lot.
But I never had been "punched" as in hard. Very, very, very, hard.
My instructor punched me in the chest and threw me. I was winded.
He said something like "What good is what you learned, if you can't take a hit? I am not going to take it easy on you bc you are a kid, can't take it leave".
I stayed on for some odd reason, and learned under strict instruction.
I guess that's it that I can remember. Most aren't exactly funny as more painful.
Actually yes... About 2 years ago I was in high school. One day my idiotic friend stole my shoe and threw it at the hipsters and I got really pissed off and punched him in the chin, I was really skinny and puny so he threw me against the wall with his arm against my neck and screamed STOP IT JAMES. Yeah good times :)
I had a bluey when i younger ended up cracking this guy, my hand blew up fat as, later on when i was in the shower i squeezed my hand and heard a ping noise...........part of his tooth flew out of my knuckle....yeah bloody gross!!! and i didnt even know it was in there.
Igggy biggyhy headphones must be messed up.
Does anyone have any funny punching/getting punched stories to share? It would be nice to hear a selection, thanks!
